-"I love the extra conditioning our LBs get running to LOS well after a play starts"
-"It's fun waiting for the coaches to call a QB run play once a game. Fun to guess when they'll actually do it!"
-"Wow, they are going for it on 4th in their own territory. My blood pressure supplier is going to love this!"
-"Look at all the pretty green grass between the CBs and the receivers!"
-"Think of all the time I save only having to count to 3 when watching pass rush players!"