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Jan 16, 2022
11:08:27am

No touching All-American

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No touching

Previous username: AlanF
Bio page: No touching
Joined: Dec 23, 2014
Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 8,693 (96 FO)

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For the record, I Do Not care about this…

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 10:59am

Please tell me they’re allowed now. One of the more embarrassing things byu controls

gmoney7

1/16/22 11:01am

You're embarrassed by that? Um, OK.

Benfica1

1/16/22 11:04am

Extremely. I think it’s a joke and outdated

gmoney7

1/16/22 11:06am

I’m extremely embarrassed by it

dixieutahbyuzag

1/16/22 11:13am

Then you need a real life. I'm OK if it goes away, but to be all up in arms is

Benfica1

1/16/22 11:25am

I am actually proud of our standards. Tomato, tomahto, I guess.

notsofast

1/16/22 11:46am

Beards are stupid, but banning them is more stupider.

ochobeeguy

1/16/22 11:30am

I wonder what kind of razor Jesus used to shave with every day

flyzag

1/16/22 1:15pm

The Daily Universe is sitting on multiple sternly worded letters. Waiting until

CougGolf

1/16/22 11:02am

This was the proper response lol. Sarcasm for sarcasm. Dude, I like you.

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:42am

You waited ten years to make your first post and you make it this?

Charles Darwin

1/16/22 11:02am

RE: You waited ten years to make your first post and you make it this?

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:05am

You don't really have to check out the bio - if you're not on mobile it is sitting right there next to your post.

No touching

1/16/22 11:08am

When I see posts like this I check to see if it’s a new troll account by a Ute

Charles Darwin

1/16/22 11:08am

Seriously though what was up the last decade. Were you off the board completely

kotacoug

1/16/22 11:57am

I just am not big into making comments. Hope that’s ok with everyone.

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 12:11pm

Seems like you care about it. And it's now on the record.

No touching

1/16/22 11:03am

RE: Seems like you care about it. And it's now on the record.

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:10am

lol.. no your post was and now you are getting hammered.

byukarl

1/16/22 11:36am

No beards almost about as bad as no coke

Tychristensen05

1/16/22 11:03am

That was the one thing that made me second guess my allegiance to BYU

Chasicle

1/16/22 11:39am

There are a lot of beards on campus.

v1k0u6

1/16/22 11:09am

And it wasn't even strongly enforced in the 90s....

Benfica1

1/16/22 11:29am

My father in law played Soccer for Benfica!

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:35am

Congrats to your FIL (when did he play) and you for 2 BYU degrees!

Benfica1

1/16/22 11:47am

Oh he is 80 now. Just have the old pictures and his uniform from back in the day

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:51am

Not enforced unless you want to pass your classes by completing the tests

bluesloth

1/16/22 11:36am

Yeah, he must not have had facial hair. I and others were turned away (‘10).

pilot17

1/16/22 11:39am

Never had an issue. And yes, I had scruff. I even grew a goatee in the summer*

Benfica1

1/16/22 11:46am

Then they need to change the rule.

NewMexiCoug

1/16/22 11:30am

This is like Ute fans coming to our message board to tell us how little they care about BYU.

No touching

1/16/22 11:09am

I've wondered the same but anticipated asking a casual question would just invite snarky, kneejerk responses

ColoSpgs

1/16/22 11:17am

Yeah, that was pretty much what I was looking for lol. Can’t believe how fast I

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:21am

Well, you did suggest a four-game suspension might be in order.

No touching

1/16/22 11:35am

Apparently no one gets sarcasm then! Oh man there are so many people on here

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:39am

The ratio suggests you need to work on your delivery.

No touching

1/16/22 11:47am

Yep, I agree with that. I definitely didn’t know my audience.

Pacemakerguy

1/16/22 11:55am

You don't need to keep them vanilla, but suggesting suspensions maybe won't be well received!

No touching

1/16/22 11:57am

Pacemakerguy or Troublemakerguy? A little advice: why don’t you aim for ...

BluesBrother

1/16/22 11:18am

"Let me tell you how I do not care by telling you that I do indeed care."

ElCapo

1/16/22 11:21am

Classic Trolling 101

byukarl

1/16/22 11:38am

Beard cards exist. That’s the explanation.

inside_info?

1/16/22 11:41am

As I understand it, African-Americans get a pass on shaving because

Parker Schnabel

1/16/22 12:06pm

This post is TIC, why get upset about it?

Bullrider

1/16/22 6:21pm

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