Meh...I have the cleanest hind end in the world... You could eat off of it...

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Jan 17, 2022
4:08:42pm

Don_Juan_El_Guapo Truly Addicted User

Meh...I have the cleanest hind end in the world... You could eat off of it...

if anything, I would switch to a bidet and save the trees.

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Don_Juan_El_Guapo

Bio page: Don_Juan_El_Guapo
Joined: Dec 1, 2001
Last login: May 23, 2024
Total posts: 40,340 (694 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

If you had unlimited resources to fight any first world problem,what would it be

panacablue

1/17/22 3:10pm

Online ticket fees, resort fees, hidden fees of any kind. I’d fine any entity

CougGolf

1/17/22 3:11pm

I will say this also includes sales tax. Cant be added later.

panacablue

1/17/22 3:19pm

Solve reffing.

Dark Forest Green

1/17/22 3:12pm

Wait, you give me an eye roll and then proceed to participate?

panacablue

1/17/22 3:13pm

He wanted to make sure you understood what a first world problem is

rcbyufan

1/17/22 3:22pm

I would probably ban CB Wordle posts.

DieHarder

1/17/22 3:12pm

Internet speed. We’d all have gigabit speed in every home and business in America.

KingDave

1/17/22 3:13pm

Ban call center menus. Just give me a real knowledgeable person every time.

TailgateU

1/17/22 3:15pm

*who can speak English clearly

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 3:27pm

Hunger, we don't have the same amount as 3 world countries but it still exists.

hydrocoug

1/17/22 3:15pm

Rid the world of Facebook

Jacare

1/17/22 3:16pm

TikTok is worse in most every way

1/17/22 3:17pm

Homeless and Hunger

1/17/22 3:17pm

Martian Colony

B Blue

1/17/22 3:18pm

Nobody allowed in the left lane except me. Worldwide, no exceptions.

BYUFBDAD

1/17/22 3:18pm

Get rid of TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram . . . just a complete reset on all social media

2FarGone

1/17/22 3:19pm

Facebook is the most redeemable of those. I'd keep that one.

Pro Logic

1/17/22 3:22pm

Burn it all.

Adwight

1/17/22 3:27pm

I’d use the money to find and castrate pedophiles. Starting with Epstein island attendees.

DiamondDog

1/17/22 3:19pm

Why start with them?

1/17/22 3:23pm

What would you do to the women who went there?

No touching

1/17/22 3:33pm

Insider trading in Congress (not just because it’s in the news now).

doubleduce

1/17/22 3:25pm

If I could solve it (not just fight) . . . . drug addiction.

lightmann

1/17/22 3:26pm

Good one.

doubleduce

1/17/22 3:32pm

Help people find satisfying career paths at a young age.

BlooCoog

1/17/22 3:26pm

Indestructible McDonalds ice cream machines

1/17/22 3:28pm

Now this is the kind of problem I'm talking about.

panacablue

1/17/22 3:29pm

I'd spread out NFL games better. There are too many early Sunday games.

Belboz

1/17/22 3:30pm

Find meaningful work for those with low IQs that make it hard for them to

dfudge

1/17/22 3:31pm

Everyone would have high powered flushing toilets... Whoever invented water

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 3:32pm

Ngl you might want to talk to a doctor about that

HookEmCoug

1/17/22 3:46pm

Meh...I have the cleanest hind end in the world... You could eat off of it...

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 4:08pm

RE: Meh...I have the cleanest hind end in the world... You could eat off of

1/17/22 4:11pm

RE: Meh...I have the cleanest hind end in the world... You could eat off of

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 4:32pm

Bro you need to spend a little to get a flush assisted toilet.

1/17/22 6:30pm

How is it powered?

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 6:32pm

Even if by unicorns, it's amazing. But it's by Sloan Flushmate

1/17/22 6:38pm

Links:

1/17/22 6:41pm

SWEET... I have a couple of Kohler toilets. Can you retrofit? My elongated one

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/17/22 7:04pm

Google says no to the retrofit.

1/17/22 9:58pm

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