Then tell her what kind of roadkill she resembles and you’re all set

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Jan 21, 2022
12:21:52pm

LaVellIfIKnow GOAT (Vice Jefe)

Then tell her what kind of roadkill she resembles and you’re all set

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LaVellIfIKnow

Previous username: BYUisLife
Bio page: LaVellIfIKnow
Joined: Sep 16, 2013
Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 51,610 (24,979 FO)

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OP reminded me, I need some new pick-up lines for my Mutual matches, anyone have any good ones?

Big Red Thunder Pillow

1/21/22 12:00pm

And you are still single?

Sea Chicken

1/21/22 12:01pm

Don’t use this ☝️ . Never works.

Bin01015

1/21/22 12:02pm

Do you just spam this to every match?

WorfoSAUR

1/21/22 12:04pm

Nah, I usually try to be creative, but if it takes me very long to come up with a first message, I send that.

Big Red Thunder

1/21/22 12:07pm

"My CougarBoard name is Big Red Thunder. You in?"

Heath Squashwell

1/21/22 12:07pm

claim you're Boney Fuller and the rest will take care of itself

1984coug

1/21/22 12:09pm

Then tell her what kind of roadkill she resembles and you’re all set

1/21/22 12:21pm

“I’m out of your league but I’ll give you 1 date to impress me”

GlutealGuy

1/21/22 12:10pm

just quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters

LeonMarek

1/21/22 12:10pm

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novacoug1

1/21/22 12:22pm

RE: OP reminded me, I need some new pick-up lines for my Mutual matches, anyone have any good ones?

Magathis

1/21/22 12:41pm

Honestly more like this

Big Red Thunder

1/21/22 12:43pm

How about...."I'm wearing khakis"

WJCougar

1/21/22 12:53pm

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