Please bookmark this so that you can remind my beloved brother, Jeffacka, that I claimed to be good at falling when he reports that I've died after a terrible fall.

I fell down a tall set of stairs at home a few weeks ago while carrying my 2 year-old granddaughter. Aside from bumpily skidding down a few of them on my butt, I imagine it as quite graceful as I managed to hold my granddaughter with extended arms without frightening her much at all.

I have inner ear issues. I'm a mess.