Take all the cash that you made selling that overpriced house that was only worth $350K but you sold for $1.25MM. Instead of investing in stocks that are just going to keep going to down and crypto that is going to tank even further, buy overpriced consumer goods and go on overpriced vacations to American destinations. Don't pull back consumption because of higher costs. Use over-valued home equity and home-equity loans to fix America by buying our way into recovery. Saving your money in this economy is costing you money, so spend it!

In summary: if you want expensive apples, buy expensive apples. If you want an $18 Five Guys meal, buy an $18 Five Guys meal. Do your duty as an American and mortgage your future for recovery today.