is so irritating, yet kind of funny at the same time.

You: "Who has the phone number 801-555-6547?"

Site: "Ooh, we've got that information. Hold on, gathering requested info."
Site: "Ok, currently getting name and address information. . . ."
Site: "Performing criminal background check, and looking up credit history...."
Site: "Checking political affiliation and voting history. . . "
You: "I just need the name of the person or compan-..."
Site: "Performing DNA analysis and medical history check...."
Site: "Looking up high school and college GPA. . . "
Site: "Almost done; checking Twitter and Facebook history....."
Site: "OK Finished, and we can give you that information for either a one-time fee of $3.95, or $29.95 for an annual membership!"