Besides blowing your nose in the shower each morning and sounding like a french horn, waking up your entire family. Don't worry, you have at least a decade for most of the list below...

1. You are sleeping with a grandma
2. Women with grown children look hot, very hot
3. It takes forever to pee
4. No matter how much you try, you just can't let out silent ones any more. Your age betrays you every time. Embrace, "excuse me"
5. Your ear hair and nose hair seem to grow faster than the hair on the top of your head
6. There is one other thing on the list, but you forgot.