While grave dancing might tempt karma in most circumstances, is it really possible to incur bad karma when your school and football program have been living on a steady diet for years? BYU and BYU fans are going to get screwed. Embrace it now and learn to live with it.

So when Utah (and to some extent the PAC xx) finally has some potential karma comeuppance head their direction after years of Faustian living, after years of drinking from wells they did not dig, after years of waking up on 3rd base and thinking they hit a triple, after years of gloating and smirking and laughing and, ironically, holier-than-thou smugness, I’m gonna do the twist, the Dougie, some breakdancing, and pop, drop, and lock it all over the place. All day long.

And if something happens to screw BYU? So be it. I’m half ready for it. At least I’ll have gotten some exercise.