Big 10 takes no one. Ohio gets hit with a meteor, knocking out two of the worst places in America: Cleveland and Ohio State University.
Big 12 takes everyone from the remaining PAC except for Utah, citing the incontinence of their season ticket holders. Utah then approaches the MWC, but gets turned away because they already get confused with USU enough as it is. Utah then has no choice but to join the Big Sky to replace SUU as Weber State's conference rival.