I was at a stop light a few weeks ago and a brand new, obnoxiously red truck was in front of me, temporary tags and all. But, they already had a PAC12 sticker and lettering in the rear window that said "Max Hall hates the driver of this truck." Noticeably absent? Anything that said Utah or even a block U. The best thing about beating them the last time is that the insufferables in my ward know better than to bring it up, and if they did today, I would point out that BYU not only won the last real regular season conference championship, but that we basically killed the PAC12 in the process.

I have had to put up with so much crap over the last decade that I hate talking to my next door neighbors about sports. I avoid it. They all think that I don't like sports because they can't be even slightly good natured about it.

I hope that Utah withers on the vine. I hope we never play them again in anything. No football, no basketball, no baseball, no women's volleyball. Let them be a ski school.

I want Holmoe to block all of the numbers from the U at the BYU athletic department offices. I want any calls to go to the "I'm sorry, we only accept calls from representatives of real athletic departments. If you think you have reached this message in error either hang up and do not call back or contact missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and ask for a special message about repentance. Repeat this process 7 times and then don't call back until you no longer have any crimson in your wardrobe."

Everyone who says, "but I miss the rivalry" gets a corner cut off of their Cougar Club card. I don't care who it is.

I honestly don't care what happens to them, I want to just be able to not have anything to do with them ever again. They are a bunch of jack-holes and deserve to be ignored.