If Joseph Smith had been a better banker ...

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Aug 8, 2022
11:12:11pm

akbarishiwatsu Contributor

If Joseph Smith had been a better banker ...

the mob would have become robbers and thieves instead of (or maybe in addition to) murderers.

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akbarishiwatsu

Previous username: ttsai
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Joined: Feb 11, 2002
Last login: Mar 25, 2024
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Hot Take: If Joseph Smith were a better banker, BYU’s in the B1G right now.

Gorgias

8/8/22 8:51pm

Maybe if he hadn't destroyed that printing press....

WJCougar

8/8/22 8:52pm

Better chance in Kirtland than Nauvoo.

Gorgias

8/8/22 8:53pm

Joseph Smith University.....hmmmm

WJCougar

8/8/22 8:55pm

Change BYU-I name to this!!!

8/8/22 9:25pm

If it makes people stop saying BYU-P I'm for it.

WJCougar

8/8/22 9:28pm

AGREE

8/8/22 11:34pm

But would it be JSU? That just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Eddie

8/8/22 8:54pm

I’d vote just Smith University.

Gorgias

8/8/22 8:57pm

Mascot is a burly blacksmith. Or anthropomorphic gold plates.

Gorgias

8/8/22 8:58pm

Or we are having discussions about being PC w Moroni as the mascot

Julius Pepperwood

8/8/22 9:02pm

I could see that. Or we might’ve gone for Nephites more generally

Gorgias

8/8/22 9:05pm

I always liked the idea of a Moroni TD Horn Blast at LES.

Mabuhay Coug

8/9/22 5:31am

It would probably be the gold diggers . . . Or just diggers

LakeshowCougs

8/8/22 9:07pm

Utah’s new commit right now:

8/8/22 8:57pm

Why would utahs new commit see this post? Or is that the joke?

8/9/22 10:58am

Utah just picked up a commit from a kid named Joseph Smith.

Leonardo

8/9/22 5:11pm

Is the SEC dropping CBS? That’s their slot.

DieHarder

8/8/22 9:14pm

And the University of Utah wouldn’t even exist.

mobomanjoe

8/8/22 9:17pm

RE: And the University of Utah wouldn’t even exist.

Gorgias

8/8/22 9:18pm

Something about tops of the mountains in Isaiah is ringing in my head…

BYUHgrad

8/8/22 9:26pm

Maybe when we move to Missouri we take the school with us and have another bite

Trent

8/8/22 9:44pm

Or if we’d skipped Utah and settled all of California…and held onto it somehow

Kevin Arnold

8/8/22 10:16pm

If Joseph Smith had been a better banker ...

8/8/22 11:12pm

Kirtland Knights? Nauvoo, um, Nighthawks?

BlueInfidel

8/9/22 12:54am

Nauvoo vikings!

ral1988

8/9/22 2:06am

Stripling Warriors.

Mabuhay Coug

8/9/22 5:34am

Danites

Soy Celeste

8/9/22 11:13am

The Church’s HQ will be moving to Missouri soon, does that count?

8/9/22 8:18am

The "Kirtland Safety Society" was an unmitigated disaster.

Celeritas

8/9/22 11:14am

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