Stop laughing. let me tell you what happened.
I was putting a drain line under the sidewalk in front of my house. So I was hammering a pipe under the slab and it got stuck. Couldn’t pull it out no matter how hard I pulled or wiggled.
So I got an idea to use a lever. I put a rope on the end of the pipe and put one end of the old shovel handle in the ground and used it like a lever to pull the rope.
I was leaning and pushing the handle with all my strength and weight aaaaand it snapped hitting me on the side of my head/ear.
I wasn’t out cold but I was pretty dazed for a minute. Now I have a big cut in my ear and a huge knot on the side of my head.
After getting some sense knocked into me I just hooked it up to the tractor and pulled it right out. Easy.