because you're able to fall asleep at 10:30, what happens? You wake up at 12:30 needing to pee, and your brain says, "That two hour nap was RADICAL! I'm TOTALLY energized to thoroughly think through everything that could ever need thinking about in your life right now!"

Scumbag brain.

That was an hour and a half ago. I gave up lying there in the dark a few minutes ago and picked up my phone to complain to the rest of you CB night owls about it.