First of all I don’t know if I’ve told the board about this but I’m a total alpha baller. So much that I even own a beautiful black Lexus IS 350 f sport. Not the puny beta 250 or 300.
I’m driving down to Vegas and had to stop in Beaver because my passenger was stoned and had the munchies.
When I went to exit the freeway there was a truck turning left and some beta driving a subaru was trying to turn right but they stayed behind the truck turning left.
There was tons of room to the right so I took the initiative and went in the emergency lane. Boom I showed that weakling what was up. I go to turn into the dark gas station and the next thing I see there’s a curb! I slammed on my brakes but I still curbed.
It’s a good thing I grossed 40k last month so getting my alignment done is chump change.