Ya know how thats a common joke in sitcoms and movies? But when you see it, you think to yourself "No one would ever really be that stupid."

Yeah i really did it. I felt horrible.

That was in my early 20's. Since then, even if a woman is two weeks past due and busting at every seam like Violet Beauregard, I wont say a word. Wont ask a question. Wont even acknowledge they could possibly be with child. Nothing.