would have them sue and counter sue each other (while being smitten by each other). But their two attorneys (both gay dudes) would tell each other about their clients mutual crush during discovery.

Just as she is about to lose the court case, the Ragnar character would stand up and say, "your honor, I plead guilty of being in love with that woman." Ragnars soon-to-be wife says, "do you promise to arrest me forever."

Both attorneys would be crying with joy.

Cut to the wedding where the jury members are all brides maids and groomsmen. The gay attorneys are now the wedding planners. And then the newly wedded couple drives off in one of the cars which still has a dent in it.

My goodness these movies are asinine and as you can see, I've been forced to watch enough of them that I know the drill.