[taking the question seriously because I'm like that] what prevents the other

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Nov 30, 2022
8:32:37pm

SalmonOfCapistrano All-American

team from standing in the way? The circle of folks with the ball would have to commit fouls to get past them

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SalmonOfCapistrano

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Green rake question. What prevents a soccer team from gathering all ten players

Hambone

11/30/22 8:28pm

Pfft--that was what Chozen taught Miyagi-Do Karate kids to do.

Carnac

11/30/22 8:30pm

Genius

CBaass

11/30/22 8:30pm

[taking the question seriously because I'm like that] what prevents the other

SalmonOfCapistrano

11/30/22 8:32pm

imagine the number of “injured” player falling & writhing in pain simultaneously

snowbird

11/30/22 8:35pm

RE: imagine the number of “injured” player falling & writhing in

ebv

11/30/22 8:37pm

You mean something like this?

Ode to Hoy

11/30/22 8:42pm

They can simply go around the wall

chazen

12/1/22 8:03pm

The other team lining up all there players in front of the goal

SUAVO

11/30/22 8:34pm

RE: Green rake question. What prevents a soccer team from gathering all ten

dYrtbYkerYder

11/30/22 8:35pm

Iceland would beat that 9 times out of 10

SUAVO

11/30/22 8:41pm

I feel like this would result in violations of the impeding rule.

royal_blue

11/30/22 8:43pm

I’ll answer - the goalie would run, jump, and punch the first guy in the head to

rivercitycoug

11/30/22 8:46pm

Lol no way…😂

royal_blue

11/30/22 8:48pm

Unbelievable

rcbyufan

11/30/22 8:51pm

Poor execution

GlutealGuy

11/30/22 8:56pm

Yep, it's like socialism. Would have worked great if only they'd implemented the strategy right.

SingleStrapBackpack

11/30/22 9:19pm

Post of the year

ColonelMustard

12/1/22 12:23am

Why didn't the goalie at least stay back?

cougaman

12/1/22 6:24pm

They would have to lead with the ball past the last defender. But seriously,

ovalY

11/30/22 8:53pm

the other team could just form a long "red rover" type wall opposing it and take the charge from the blob

SingleStrapBackpack

11/30/22 9:16pm

Your troll take would never happen. It's called obstruction

semicool

11/30/22 9:21pm

It's not a troll take. He's just having a little fun.

SafetyFirst

11/30/22 10:16pm

RE: It's not a troll take. He's just having a little fun.

semicool

12/1/22 4:04am

Lighten up, and get some sleep!

SafetyFirst

12/1/22 8:09am

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semicool

12/1/22 1:10pm

i before e except after c. C'mon, man!

SingleStrapBackpack

12/1/22 9:01am

So, kinda like this?

SingleStrapBackpack

11/30/22 9:30pm

I literally snort lol’d at this one…

Riggins Rigs

11/30/22 9:32pm

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