In these times, let us remember what we have in common with the Utes

Dec 12, 2022
11:24:18am

HRCougar All-American

We both live in the state of Utah
We both have BYU alumni as head coaches
We both haven't beaten our rival in over a year
Awards: We both have fewer than:
1. Two Heisman trophies
2. Three Outland trophies
3. Five Davey Obrien awards
4. Two Doak Walker awards
We both have fewer than two national championships
The majority of both alumni bases applied to BYU
We both have long, brown "tails" in our stadiums
1. BYU
2. Utah
Both fanbases are largely going to hell
1. BYU
2. Utah:
We both receive strength from higher powers
1. BYU
2. Utah
We both take a sacrament each week
1. BYU
2. Utah
We both have prominent figureheads with tails
1. BYU: Actual
2. Utah: Vestigial
We both like things wrapped in leather
1. BYU:
2. Utah:
We both cherish treasure from the ground
1. BYU:
2. Utah:
We both have alumni who have had a lot of "hand-shakes"
1. BYU:
2. Utah: