Your momma's so fat...

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Jan 23, 2023
9:21:14am

Ragnar Danneskjold $4,000,000. Never forget.

Your momma's so fat...

she makes the mannequins at Target look skinny. ™

That one is 100% Ragnar-made. Feel free to use it, but credit remains mine.

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Ragnar Danneskjold

Previous username: CougarSkye
Bio page: Ragnar Danneskjold
Joined: Sep 2, 2011
Last login: May 8, 2024
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Your momma's so fat...

Ragnar Danneskjold $4,000,000. Never forget.

1/23/23 9:21am

Yo momma so fat, bears hide their food in trees when she goes camping.

vagabonder

1/23/23 9:22am

yo momma's so fat, all she have to do to cross the street is turn around.

Cougarclaw

1/23/23 9:24am

Yo mamma so fat you need a rodeo clown to distract her when you bring in groceri

vagabonder

1/23/23 9:28am

Yo momma so fat her doctor recommended she get on a diet and exercise 5x/week

machete

1/23/23 9:29am

Yo momma so fat when she sits on the floor her feet dangle.

vagabonder

1/23/23 9:31am

Yo mama so fat, when she takes a bath she fills the tub THEN turns on the water.

Tricky

1/23/23 9:33am

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

1/23/23 9:42am

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

1/23/23 9:45am

...and still tells others how healthy she is since since she doesn't smoke/drink

Kral

1/23/23 9:46am

RE: ...and still tells others how healthy she is since since she doesn't smoke/drink

1/23/23 9:48am

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