7:20AM = Get on Cougarboard on the IPhone at the gym and talk about all how much you bench and how much you have to wait for the bench because some guy is on his phone not working out. Don't forget to fat shame CBers and make everyone think you're in shape, when you're the fat one.

8:20AM: = Get to work at the local Utah County MLM. Get on CB immediately start posting about how MLMs are evil and the spawn of Satan. This will divert people away. Just to make sure let CBers think you're a lawyer by answering all pleas for special legal advice, especially the pleas dealing with divorce.

9:40 = Check on your downline. Post again on CB about random tweets. Make sure to complain about Elon Musk and Joe Biden just to throw everyone off. Post in the Political Category because "libs must pay!"

10:20 = Get a snack at Burger Supreme and complain about Burger King. Post another poll about who has the best burgers and fries. Complain about gas prices being on the rise.

11: 30 = Second Lunch while you post about how much better LOTR is than Star Wars and troll the political category again.

1: 45 = Read and post frequently for an hour or two because, hey why not? my downline does all the work any way. Find as many TNT posts on Lynda Carter as possible and hope he finally gave in and posted pictures this time.

4:00 = go home and tell your wife and kids how difficult your day was. Get back on CB — say you deserve it because you need "me time"

9:45PM = freak out when your wife finds out you've posted 46 times on CB today.