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Jan 27, 2023
8:50:19am

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RSL

Previous username: RSLCoug
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Joined: Nov 5, 2007
Last login: May 3, 2024
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In my recent studies on dieting and health, I was alarmed by some things that I didn't know about water:

RSL I am a dad joke

1/27/23 8:24am

Wow. 2 and 3 are really scary when you stop and think about it.

RalphWiggam

1/27/23 8:26am

RE: In my recent studies on dieting and health, I was alarmed by some things

garyfan

1/27/23 8:26am

RE: In my recent studies on dieting and health, I was alarmed by some things

A Drew Aitch

1/27/23 8:27am

You don’t want to know how much dihydrogen monoxide is in it. Hitler consumed it and look how he turned out.

El Careeb

1/27/23 8:29am

Wait, seriously? They add chemicals to water now? This dihydrogen monox stuff sounds pretty terrible.

durandal

1/27/23 9:08am

It’s part of a government plan form mind control.

El Careeb

1/27/23 9:12am

Yep. Did you know virtually every person who died on the Titanic actually died

DirtyWater

1/27/23 12:50pm

Imagine their shock when they were all covered with the stuff.

RSL

1/27/23 1:04pm

Hold your wee for a Wii

Skeptical Optimist

1/27/23 8:31am

So how can you avoid the death thing? Asking for a friend

TNT

1/27/23 8:35am

You have to drink this liquid from Whale's brains

Mostlyaccurate

1/27/23 8:37am

Sounds expensive

TNT

1/27/23 8:37am

Compared to the entire operational cost to get to the place, harvest the whales, it's actually remarkably cheap

RSL

1/27/23 8:39am

Isn't harvesting whales bad? Like Star Trek IV?

TNT

1/27/23 8:49am

Listen, do you want to live longer or not?

RSL

1/27/23 8:50am

Woke TNT: Not at the expense of whales

TNT

1/27/23 8:52am

be careful about opening Pandora's box.

Cougarclaw

1/27/23 8:52am

There's a secret government facility in NV with pipes bringing large quantities

Kilgore Trout

1/27/23 8:41am

Sorry man. I've pinpointed the nearest Coca Cola distribution center to you in Vegas.

RSL

1/27/23 8:45am

RE: Sorry man. I've pinpointed the nearest Coca Cola distribution center to you

Kilgore Trout

1/27/23 8:46am

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demon_llama

1/27/23 8:42am

My wife constantly tells me that I need to drink more water. I tell her I drink plenty of water, it’s just flavored

Texas Hammer

1/27/23 8:49am

I’ve been following this advice religiously this past week. I feel I’m well

UNLVcougar

1/27/23 9:33am

Know your facts about dihydrogen monoxide!

Digital Gangsta

1/27/23 9:36am

That was awesome. I just skimmed it, because it's long, but laughted a lot.

Geldir

1/27/23 10:46am

RE: In my recent studies on dieting and health, I was alarmed by some things that I didn't know about water:

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1/27/23 9:40am

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Johnny Vatos

1/27/23 12:21pm

Raising or lowering the alkaline levels. If you are raising the alkaline levels,

84 natlchamps

1/27/23 3:00pm

More Alkaline = more battery-like

RSL

1/27/23 3:39pm

As a chemistry teacher I can confirm that

BlueTemplar

1/27/23 4:37pm

Batteries for cars can be either acid or alkaline. One can be converted to the

84 natlchamps

1/27/23 7:35pm

Also...it has been a long time since I went to BYU...but I minored in Chemistry.

84 natlchamps

1/27/23 7:37pm

But it doesn't taste good.

TailgateU

1/27/23 3:50pm

How did I miss that post linked to in #3? Game changing!

flyonawall

1/28/23 6:57am

I've got to try it first

IronPotato

1/28/23 12:55pm

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