dumb all my coworkers were for participating in the lottery.

As I was smuggly pointing out their idiocy, my wife calming said; “so what are you up to right now?”

Me: “huh? I’m filling out my application for the elk hunt draw.”

Wife: “oh nice, it’s that time of the year again. Remind me how it works again?”

Me: “well, I fill out my application, selecting the hunts I want, submit my fee and then cross my fingers I get drawn.”

Wife: “awesome, what are your odds this year?”

Me: “meh, not that great, less than 5% because bonus points are…”

And then it hit me, she was baiting me.