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fattycoug

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They call him sparkles?

davidsonlaw

3/18/23 3:56pm

Honestly, I don't understand the mockery. Dude's just living his best life 🤷‍♂️

BYUCougarsFan

3/18/23 3:59pm

After his RB most wondered how he got a place on the team. Obv not bc of merit

panacablue

3/18/23 4:01pm

Also because they call him Sparkles rather than Cheese Fries.

panacablue

3/18/23 4:02pm

RE: Also because they call him Sparkles rather than Cheese Fries.

OldFogey

3/18/23 7:56pm

How do you know this? He dances much better than I do.

Eddie

3/18/23 4:05pm

He sucks. Has the routine memorized like the rest but he is not a good dancer

palangi

3/19/23 12:42am

Cosmo was an unreal dancer.

ParentingNotForSissy

3/19/23 7:29am

He seemed to be dancing just as well as the rest, to me.

fattycoug

3/18/23 4:05pm

Honestly, I think it’s poor form on the part of the Utah AD to put him out there. Not only does it distract

Samsonite

3/18/23 4:04pm

I've heard some stuff about him but mentally ill?

fattycoug

3/18/23 4:06pm

Mentally ill? Do you think he identifies as a woman? I don’t know but I know our

ColonelMustard

3/18/23 8:55pm

“Living one’s best life”. What does that mean?

zerome4sooners

3/18/23 6:48pm

Looks like he really wanted to be in the cheer squad and made it.

NVCougar

3/18/23 7:16pm

He doesn’t seem to be holding the group back. It’s impressive how into it he is.

russkiejedi

3/18/23 8:23pm

TBH he reminds me of a certain Cosmo.

TailgateU

3/18/23 10:21pm

RE: TBH he reminds me of a certain Cosmo.

John Doe

3/19/23 3:36am

Weird. Really weird.

Samsonite

3/18/23 4:00pm

It’s real ironic if someone mocks this guy, but praises Cosmo for keeping in

Fatalplacebo

3/18/23 4:03pm

Because Cosmo earned being cosmo with athleticism, practice, and hard work

Big12Yfan

3/18/23 4:05pm

I think all dance is dumb (yeah, i say that after just leaving my daughter's

fattycoug

3/18/23 4:08pm

You don’t think this Sparkles guy earned it? He’s right on par with the other

Fatalplacebo

3/18/23 4:08pm

Also, "earning" something can be more than simple dance talent. This guy has

Mikey

3/18/23 4:12pm

What do you think is the basis of the notoriety he brought?

AZcougLawyer

3/18/23 4:17pm

RE: What do you think is the basis of the notoriety he brought?

Mikey

3/18/23 4:25pm

Honestly, I’ve been off CB for awhile, and this is the first I’ve heard of this

Fatalplacebo

3/18/23 4:18pm

Cosmo guy was way more talented so this would be a step down but I agree with your point

Remigius

3/18/23 4:25pm

If sparkles was a girl then he would not have made cuts.

ParentingNotForSissy

3/19/23 7:48am

That’s a simple dance the average 45 year old Cougarboarder could pull off

Big12Yfan

3/18/23 6:07pm

Sparkles needs to put on a feline costume.

AZcougLawyer

3/18/23 4:11pm

If Utah wants to make him their new mascot, that's actually a fantastic idea IMO

Avery

3/18/23 7:46pm

The issue isn't skill, it's masculinity. That guy can dance. No question.

KCFan85

3/18/23 10:34pm

It’s kinda funny, but Sparkles IS a pretty good dancer.

mobomanjoe

3/18/23 4:04pm

Sparkles can dance.

Social Distance

3/18/23 4:07pm

How old is he?

Remigius

3/18/23 4:16pm

Yeah, but he feeeeeeels like he is 20, so it's all good.

BYU-Ite

3/18/23 4:18pm

Weird — or inspirational? Goes back to school after dropping out like 15-20 yrs

AZcougLawyer

3/18/23 4:19pm

I went to college in my 30's.

Eddie

3/18/23 4:29pm

You could’ve been the Sparkles of your school.

AZcougLawyer

3/18/23 4:35pm

I don't dance well enough, sadly.

Eddie

3/18/23 4:43pm

Farley did it better.

777

3/18/23 4:19pm

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Metallicat

3/18/23 4:25pm

He's a little a clunky but the dude is brilliant (assuming he is straight)..

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

3/18/23 4:33pm

Lol. They call him Sparkles.

mobomanjoe

3/18/23 4:54pm

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fattycoug

3/18/23 4:59pm

Isn’t he like 33?

Big12Yfan

3/18/23 7:12pm

That dude is awesome. Love his passion

wisconsincougs

3/18/23 4:49pm

He’s a Ute?

Big12Yfan

3/18/23 7:22pm

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Deleted

3/18/23 5:05pm

He’s a dirty Ute, I’ll mock him all day every day thank you!

GangstaLean

3/18/23 5:38pm

^^^This guy gets it ^^^

jrifkin48

3/18/23 6:29pm

Finally some sanity

vegas guey

3/19/23 8:42am

Not much to snicker at in this video. The other one was rough.

Gunga Galunga

3/18/23 7:03pm

Is that the one of him at the rose bowl?

SoBlueitHurts

3/20/23 1:42pm

I believe so

Gunga Galunga

3/20/23 1:58pm

Let him do his thing

caretoomuch

3/18/23 7:06pm

He has skills. Good for him.

wok your dog

3/18/23 8:15pm

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JohnJohnsonAKAVicky

3/18/23 10:42pm

It's the IOW's Fault that Men are Womening Better than Women

JohnJohnsonAKAVicky

3/18/23 10:42pm

I don’t understand why this bothers you. BYU is full of male ballroom dancers.

stenso

3/18/23 11:30pm

He should rip his shirt off during the performance.

protonspring

3/19/23 6:24pm

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