In case you missed the story, Iowa’s coach mentioned that rebounding against SC was like going into a bar fight. Staley addressed the media and said “We aren’t bar fighters. We aren’t thugs. We aren’t monkeys”

So anyway, I was going on a date with this girl and I’d been out with her enough to reach over and give her thigh/knee area a little touch while driving. She hadn’t shaved well and was feeling a little prickly. I said something like “you feel a bit fuzzy”. She stared me down, and as I kept my eyes peeled on the road before me, she said “fuzzy like a bear? Chubby like a bear?”

She then wouldn’t talk to me for the next few minutes while I tried to explain that I wasn’t calling her chubby. I dumped her pretty soon after that.