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Oct 11, 2007
12:26:45pm
Matangi Tonga
Is it true that Bronco went public that Matangi is going to be re-admitted into BYU this spring and looks to be a starter on the DL next year?

This is why I love the BYU so much, the capacity to find true Christlike compassion, love and the capacity to forgive a future NFL DLineman. I am sure my fellow co-religionists in Crimson who were so vexed about BYU fans and Marty Johnson will join with me in loud praise for this newfound capacity to forgive that BYU has heretofore been missing.

Bronco knows one principle from Sun Zoob, keep your friends close...keep your enemies closer. Maybee that wasn't Sun Zoob but principles of eternal truth are just that! Bronco Mendenhall is effectively making a former enemy of BYU sports an advocate.

To continue the master plan at some point in time Russell Tialeeva and or Matangi need to speak at a fireside about their expierences and how Bronco's loving yet disciplined approach has brought them closer to the Almighty. They must testify that to Bronco it is all about character development and that football is but a vehicle to bring the athletic elite closer to their Heavenly Father. Tears would be helpful and perhaps an intimation of naming their firstborn "Bronco" would really seal the deal. If somebody knows someone who knows them and can hook us up, I will be the ghostwriter...and rest assured that I will make sure El Jefe approves of my "sermon" before it is made fit for public consumption. None of that illicit material that others claim I use to besmirch my impeccable reputation. However, I don't think either Russell or Matangi need to serve missions, they can do more good for the Kingdom and Utefans.net by staying with the program I am outlining.
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