(GenXer's will probably appreciate this more)

We were pulling into Sams Club and I made a move and I had to speed across traffic to get into the parking lot. My wife quips "your father was a race car driver"

I respond in a normal voice: "I drove so gosh darn fast. I never did win no checkered flag but I never did come in last"

Crickets. They probably thought it was something weird to say but other than that no one had a clue.

I clearly should have raised my kids with more culture.