It's finally time to go to bed and two of the younger girls in the group (91 high school band kids) refuse to share a bed with anyone, but our hotel accommodations require that.

The girls causing the trouble aren't even in my group. Their chaperones didn't answer their phone so my wife and I got swept into it.

Everyone is tired and ornery and we have about 6 hours left for sleep before it's go time again.

I need a vacation.