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May 26, 2023
slappy All-American
My wife just sent a mouse to its maker with extreme prejudice. (warning - graphic description)
My wife is terrified of mice, and was just in the garage going to open the side door to our side yard. Just as she put her hand on the door, she saw a mouse in the corner start to run towards the door along the wall. Instinctively, she pulled the door open very hard just as the mouse was at the middle of the door. There's only about a .25in gap between the bottom of the door and the floor.

Well, that mouse just got destroyed. It was rolled over and smashed so hard, it is now completely skinned and smashed. Its skin is about 6 inches from the flayed body.

This happened about and hour ago and my wife is still beside herself, and says she wants to move.

Cleaning it up was disgusting, and I'll need to take the door off its hinges to get the bottom of the door.

I think I'll paint a chalk outline of the body every now and again just for laughs.
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