I would rather drink whatever my herbalist grandmother forced down my throat when I was young. That goes for Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and even RC.

Now Apple Beer, that is a good drink.

When I go out to eat, I ask do you have Apple Beer? If they say no, I just say water then and then note on the receipt that I add 5% percent to the tip if they have Apple Beer.

I also write to my state senator annually that a law should be passed making it mandatory that all restaurants should be required to have Apple beer on tap.