I mean, how else to overlook the fact BYU didn't get invited into the Pac-soon-to-be-8.  What's a few million extra dollars traded for a woke soul, and 12 years of sneering P5 attitude only to have that pulled away?

How else to explain the loss of one of our greatest alumnus in Kyle Whittingham, what with his vistigial tail and comments about leather pants for the crazy and insular Bronco, or the soft-hearted hirer of all friends, and lover of all animals and the disadvantaged - Kalani Sitake?

I mean, would God knowingly step into the future comcast-you-owe-us-our-$5M on purpose deal, or join in with the Larry-hey-Im-getting-paid-$50M-because-the-Pac-12-is-a-tech-company-that-runs-with-the-biggest-nerds-platform Scott?

Would God allow his program to run and hide during Covid, or would he inspire the BYU administrators to establish a cry closet so they could fit in with the rest of the Pac-12 softies?

I THINK NOT!