Jets: We gotta buy that great little filly. I'll pay top dollar for that!
Jets: Golly! She's a spirited one! Let's beat her some and break her spirit.
Jets: Well, that ain't working, let's give her some grain and sugar cubes. Hmmm. Still no luck. Let's smack her around a bit. Maybe a bit of both.
Jets: Boy oh boy this filly don't know whether she's coming or going, ain't no good. She's worse than when we got her. Somethin' wrong with this dummy!
Jets: We gots a great little filly for sale...
Jets: Well, not much of a filly, maybe more of a nag. I got a whole stable full of fillies better than that. Why, I'd rather ride that ol' burrow over there than this useless nag.
Jets: So pardner. How much ya give me for this nag so I can quit feeding her? Cost of hay bein' what it is...
Buyers: I'll give you a half-eaten sammich and take her off your hands.
Jets: Are you NUTS??? If you don't do better than that, I'll just keep her in my stable! Fetchin' cheapskates!
Buyers: Okay.