Company I work for does a fair amount of work for various of the MLMs here in Utah and has over the years. Apparently MonaVie at some point gave the engagement lead a bottle of MonaVie at the completion of some work years ago. It ended up just getting put underneath the break room sink and sat there for some number of years.

Shortly after the Morinda incident mentioned above, I found said bottle of MonaVie sitting under the sink. I figured I hadn't died chugging noni juice, so what harm could there be in unopened MonaVie with a date from 3-4 years before?

I don't know if MonaVie starts to ferment as it passes the one-year recommended shelf life, but while I didn't feel any different after 16 times the daily allowance of noni juice, I definitely was feeling a bit strange the rest of the afternoon after half a bottle of 4-year-old MonaVie.

Good news... I am now both free of cancer and also have developed an indestructible adamantium frame.