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Apr 13, 2024
11:17:16am

maxpowers All-American

Definitely going to a Vikings game now

🚨🚨BREAKING: U.S. Bank Stadium plans to be a completely “Kill Free” stadium by switching entirely to plant based meat by September of this year. 🤯🤯🤯

It will also be replacing all ice cream, cheese, and condiments with dairy free options instead.

Minnesota would be the… pic.twitter.com/jJ94ro4aYo
— NFC North News (@NFCNorthNewss) April 12, 2024

https://twitter.com/NFCNorthNewss/status/1778863293542588917

Spoiler - it’s a parody account

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Originally posted on Apr 13, 2024 at 11:17:16am

Message modified by maxpowers on Apr 13, 2024 at 11:26:51am

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maxpowers

Bio page: maxpowers
Joined: Sep 22, 2010
Last login: Jul 26, 2024
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Time

Definitely going to a Vikings game now

maxpowers

Apr 13, 11:17am

So they want to lose money in concessions?

WJCougar

Apr 13, 11:19am

Sir, did you believe this tweet?

TCuz

Apr 13, 11:20am

Yeah....why not. Sounds like something they would actually do.

WJCougar

Apr 13, 11:21am

Makes sense to ban cheese when they play the Packers; maybe other dairy products

Japan Coug

Apr 13, 11:19am

Fans on their way to the games

Apr 13, 11:21am

Since when do we kill animals for milk?

Apr 13, 11:24am

Male calves are unneeded. I'm not a dairyman, so ask them what they do with the

RedHeadedStranger

Apr 14, 4:24am

This has got to be a joke.

byuluvr

Apr 13, 11:24am

Satire?

cheezedawg

Apr 13, 11:30am

It’s a parody account.

Cougar Jazz Fan

Apr 13, 11:38am

As noted in the post

maxpowers

Apr 13, 12:05pm

Was it always noted as such?

shimmy

Apr 14, 6:03am

RE: It’s a parody account.

WJCougar

Apr 13, 1:11pm

I guess the best satire is believable

scottpete

Apr 13, 11:42am

Absolutely no part of this tweet was close to believable. Cmon.

TCuz

Apr 13, 11:46am

We live in bizarro world

Apr 13, 11:54am

What the?.....

ochobeeguy

Apr 13, 12:59pm

Let’s see football demographic beer drinking meat eating burgers and cheese. Yup that’s a great ideas.

BYU Grounds

Apr 13, 1:06pm

Sir.

TCuz

Apr 13, 1:15pm

SMH, totally disregarded the killing of plants like they’re a sub-living.

BringYourUltimate

Apr 14, 7:44pm

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