supplication, I have decided to enter the FAN TP. I want to thank all of the amazing players (and bakers of the cougartail) at BYU, who have made my journey so fulfilling, or at least "filling." But, I feel that I owe it to myself and my family to explore my options going forward during this unfortunate transition period, and to avoid getting more rotund on cougartails. My ultimate goal is to play in the NCAA Bracket sweepstakes, and win the big bucks, and I need to find a team that frequents the final 4 and wins NC's, so that my perpetually biased and wishful thinking bracket finally makes me some real money. I bid a fond farewell to you all!

JK - Please don't take this wrong, it's just for fun. I don't fault any of the players for testing the waters in this current environment that we are in. It is the way things are. But, I still liked college sports a lot more before all of this happened. It was just better.