He’s got no clue, we are stuck in independence mediocrity. He’s awesome for hiring Ty freaking Detmer. What an idiot, with those Halloween costumes, does he even work? He pulled off a Covid miracle! Who did he kill in front of Brian Santiago? Thanks Tom, now the basketball program is deaaaaAADLY again!

I’ll be submitting my CV for the AD job again in a few months. I did get my Eagle Scout rank in case you were wondering.