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Apr 16, 2024
1:16:55pm

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Gustav

Previous username: gustav88
Bio page: Gustav
Joined: Sep 8, 2010
Last login: Apr 29, 2024
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POLL: Would you give your left testicle for a coach or player for BYU if it meant a national championship?

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:15pm

You're asking a board full of older people who are beyond children years.

Apr 16, 1:16pm

No effect on posterity AND reduced risk of testicular cancer!

NOCAL_YFAN

Apr 16, 1:20pm

Youngest is 15. Sign me up. I’ll take one for the team.

TarCoug

Apr 16, 1:16pm

We salute you

Gustav

Apr 16, 1:16pm

My youngest kid, not testicle.

TarCoug

Apr 16, 1:16pm

RE: POLL: Would you give your left testicle for a coach or player for BYU if it

BYUheaven

Apr 16, 1:16pm

Only if it was replaced with a Neuticle

foofcoug

Apr 16, 1:17pm

🤣 Football or Basketball?

Cosmos-beard-card

Apr 16, 1:17pm

Basketball thread but I’ll let you decide because it’s that important

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:18pm

Can I give both to get both?

tacallaway

Apr 16, 1:19pm

jinx!

Cosmos-beard-card

Apr 16, 1:20pm

only if they are of unique size and shape

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:20pm

Can I give both for one of each?!

Cosmos-beard-card

Apr 16, 1:19pm

"for a coach or player"? So I'm gifting it to him? Why would he want it?

ballen

Apr 16, 1:17pm

That’s funny- I’m trying to read how the question indicates the player gets it.

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:19pm

100% yes

Coug

Apr 16, 1:18pm

Done

johnnybyu

Apr 16, 1:18pm

You'll need to ask my wife... I'm betting she'd allow it.

EEcougar

Apr 16, 1:18pm

More room for stuff in her purse.

foofcoug

Apr 16, 1:19pm

My wife would probably offer it without my consent.

robin

Apr 16, 1:23pm

Better to have a testis and not need it than to need a testis and not have it!

Apr 16, 1:18pm

RE: Better to have a testis and not need it than to need a testis and not have

Cosmos-beard-card

Apr 16, 1:22pm

I’ll take my chances for now. Ask me when I’m older.

Yukon

Apr 16, 1:18pm

Why not? My kids are all grown and I am not planning to sire any more.

Apr 16, 1:19pm

Are you worried about phantom limb pain?

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:22pm

I thought we were talking about testicles?

Apr 16, 1:26pm

Same principle applies

SouthernBlueBlood

Apr 16, 1:29pm

I'm not using em anymore. Not much of a question.

Apr 16, 1:23pm

You guys must not realize that testicles are useful for more than making babies.

beefytee

Apr 16, 1:26pm

Maybe they’re looking towards a liberating change?

2FarGone

Apr 16, 1:34pm

You apparently haven't been listening to all the ESPN960 commercials--There's T

AF_Puma

Apr 16, 1:59pm

RE: POLL: Would you give your left testicle for a coach or player for BYU if it meant a national championship?

Preppy

Apr 16, 1:27pm

Sure. Take all I have.

Soupie

Apr 16, 1:30pm

I'm 66. Would make my garments have more room. Sign me up!

AF_Puma

Apr 16, 1:58pm

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