Any advice on getting my kids to sit through my wife and my meal without ordering them any food? I don't think they deserve to order if they aren't going to appreciate it. Maybe I'll just get a few extra baskets of the complimentary tortilla chips.

If the servers accommodate and make sure to keep our water glasses full, I'll even consider giving them a more generous post-tax 15% tip as opposed to the pre-tax 15% tip.