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Apr 16, 2024
6:37:00pm

Alan Schaefer Walk-on

thing id seen in years.

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Alan Schaefer

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Ute fans are taking this well

BYUCougarsFan

Apr 16, 1:39pm

Yewts gonna yewt.

BlooCoug

Apr 16, 1:41pm

Wait till Burgess is announced as AHC..

CougLyfe

Apr 16, 1:41pm

Priceless.

Archaea

Apr 16, 1:41pm

RE: Wait till Burgess is announced as AHC..

Cougarclaw

Apr 16, 1:54pm

Yeah.. let’s stop linking losers twitter accounts.

AltTabbins

Apr 16, 1:43pm

Yeah, Craig Smith is not going to make it past next season. As for Ryan Smith,

CallSign

Apr 16, 1:44pm

Craig Smith is a very good coach.

The Y's Insider

Apr 16, 1:51pm

I agree with you.

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 1:53pm

He’ll be justifiably fired. He hasn’t stepped up from G5 to P5. Recruits poorly,

CallSign

Apr 16, 2:05pm

He signed the best player in the state this year an ESPN top 100 kid. He has

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 2:24pm

Utah's program is a dumpster fire until proven otherwise

tacallaway

Apr 16, 2:27pm

They also lose their best player and possibly others

BYU '80

Apr 16, 2:36pm

The pac 12 that actually did better post season than the overrated big 12?

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 3:53pm

And where was Utah for the post season?

Ungoy

Apr 16, 4:34pm

They did? Zona made it to the sweet sixteen as did Houston and Iowa St

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:40pm

If this upsets Cheese Fries, that is just frosting on the cake. I am sure the

Hoopster

Apr 16, 1:44pm

I absolutely LOVE that he still has the Pac12 logo on his twitter. GOLD! Hang in

SoBlueitHurts

Apr 16, 5:13pm

Wait until he finds out that the U is a non profit and a 30 million dollar

Solomon Levi

Apr 16, 1:45pm

More reasonable Utes on Twitter today than this type to be fair.

BYUCougarsFan

Apr 16, 1:49pm

Yeah, but the Church's tax-exempt status is a main gripe of the ex/anti-mo's

cougarmeister

Apr 16, 1:51pm

Yes, exactly right

Solomon Levi

Apr 16, 1:55pm

To be fair many of us believe no religion should have tax exempt status not just

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 2:01pm

And many of us here begrudge our taxes funding your football program.

The Y's Insider

Apr 16, 2:05pm

My favorite byu myth. No tax dollars go to directly to Utah athletics. Oh and

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 2:26pm

Uh yeah they do

BYU '80

Apr 16, 2:37pm

RE: My favorite byu myth. No tax dollars go to directly to Utah athletics. Oh

HandwovenBox

Apr 16, 5:35pm

You sure bud?

chitownboy

Apr 16, 6:26pm

And yet you're cool with tax $ going towards football instead of education?

tacallaway

Apr 16, 2:13pm

If there were tax dollars going to Utah athletics I would be ok with it. Just

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 2:28pm

Proof there isn’t? Why would there have been the audit of Utah athletics

BYU '80

Apr 16, 2:38pm

Because a childish byu fan legislator called for one when Larry k cancelled

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 3:55pm

That’s not the question. Why would there be an audit

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:42pm

The athletic department is part of the university so the state can audit. But

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 4:45pm

and you can’t be obtuse enough to think that the athletic program doesn’t take

BYU '80

Apr 16, 5:21pm

I’ll just leave this here

BYU '80

Apr 16, 5:26pm

Hahahaha, Ute gets owned again. And he does this voluntarily on a BYU fan board.

Atmospheric_Cougar

Apr 16, 5:46pm

Did you read the article. It is about student fees not tax dollars. At least try

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 5:59pm

It specifically says tax dollars as well as student fees. You lost despite your

BYU '80

Apr 16, 6:10pm

This poor kid must be immune to getting dunked on at this point. Getting crushed

shammy

Apr 16, 9:22pm

Can you read all the way to the second paragraph? What is a taxpayer?

Atmospheric_Cougar

Apr 16, 10:11pm

To be fair, gas station attendants don't really pay much, if any, taxes either.

John Doe

Apr 16, 10:27pm

Which is stupid

Bob Vance

Apr 16, 2:47pm

Which nonprofits should be tax exempt? Just ones you don't like?

WP17

Apr 16, 2:48pm

Actual charities. Not large corporations influencing politics. I would start

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 3:56pm

Why should influencing politics have anything to do with being non-profit?

ochobeeguy

Apr 16, 4:08pm

Well it is against the law.

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 4:12pm

So you glanced over the word “substantial.”

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:43pm

Please don’t ever try and do anything that requires any base legal understanding. I say that to help you.

WP17

Apr 16, 6:39pm

Well there goes the biggest charities

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:42pm

To be fair we think that opinion is dumb.

ochobeeguy

Apr 16, 4:04pm

Take it up with Congress

Solomon Levi

Apr 16, 4:34pm

Yeah, that was crazy to read... We all have some very ignorant fans

SoBlueitHurts

Apr 16, 5:14pm

The one idiot bringing up a potential tax deduction is hilarious

ryebrye

Apr 16, 1:46pm

2nd reference today using "Dollar Tree Coach". What's that about?

AF_Puma

Apr 16, 1:47pm

Stupid Yewt humor. They obviously shop there a lot

BYU Grounds

Apr 16, 1:50pm

The U of U has a streak of loser BB coaches that will be unsurpassed for

Rocketman

Apr 16, 1:50pm

Our streak of “loser coaches since Rick left has more sweet sixteens than your

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 1:55pm

So true. Thanks for the reality check.

matishen

Apr 16, 2:02pm

Remember when UU was paying 80K $4M/year and he hadn't made NCAAs for 5+ years?

cougarmeister

Apr 16, 2:33pm

You’ve had two. And no tourney since your last one

BYU '80

Apr 16, 2:39pm

And far fewer tourney appearances

BYU '80

Apr 16, 2:45pm

I clearly understand that Utah has been to the Sweet Sixteen many times. But the

Rocketman

Apr 16, 3:13pm

Since Majerus left there have been 4 coaches. But of course you just want to

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 4:17pm

So he is off by 1. Huge difference

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:45pm

They have two sweet sixteen appearances in 26 years

BYU '80

Apr 16, 4:45pm

What an interesting selective time frame, but you picked it. Utah has 4

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 4:50pm

Utah fans hate BYU more than they like Utah

Jericho

Apr 16, 1:59pm

Can’t we love Utah and hate byu equally?

Utefaninenemyland

Apr 16, 2:00pm

Yeah, I bet you post on your own message board just as often as you post here...

Jericho

Apr 16, 2:24pm

Nope. Same as your kids.

mvtoro

Apr 16, 2:49pm

Nope. You're filled with hate. And posting like a buffoon.

shammy

Apr 16, 9:25pm

If that was the case, you wouldn’t be here.

Ungoy

Apr 16, 10:01pm

Tell me about it.

Plantagenet

Apr 16, 5:02pm

Yewts quoting Cheese Fries as if he knows something, that's hilarious.

John Doe

Apr 16, 2:02pm

And even calling him his buddy. I guess his loyalty is more important to that

SoBlueitHurts

Apr 16, 5:15pm

You know these are bad takes when other online Yewts are calling them out

tamasiaina

Apr 16, 2:35pm

“As my friend cheese fries said…”

mvtoro

Apr 16, 2:50pm

Found Cheese Fries' dupe account.

No touching

Apr 16, 3:48pm

Yeah, and he seemed to be claiming to be a BYU fan

El Jefe

Apr 16, 7:28pm

Nice! Jazz games will be more enjoyable without the worst of the ute fans there!

Buster Scruggs

Apr 16, 2:55pm

There is no way there is a fan base that’s infatuated with another fan base as

Tuskaloosa Cougar

Apr 16, 4:52pm

News flash: BYU obsessed Utah fans are on Twitter just like they are on CB. LOL

Atmospheric_Cougar

Apr 16, 5:47pm

Salty yewt tears are delicious

DazeofBlue

Apr 16, 6:18pm

This is funnier than the new Chappelle comedy special. And that was the funniest

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