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Apr 17, 2024
9:46:38am

LaVellIfIKnow GOAT (Vice Jefe)

What’s the best insult you’ve ever given someone?

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LaVellIfIKnow

Previous username: BYUisLife
Bio page: LaVellIfIKnow
Joined: Sep 16, 2013
Last login: Apr 30, 2024
Total posts: 51,558 (24,954 FO)

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Time

What’s the best insult you’ve ever given someone?

Apr 17, 9:46am

You're ugly

Dark Forest Green

Apr 17, 9:48am

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JimmyZ

Apr 17, 9:50am

I got a 3 hour forced vacation for mine yesterday. And I stole it from Seinfeld!

gangbusters

Apr 17, 9:52am

Your mom just sighs when people ask how you're doing.

vagabonder

Apr 17, 10:00am

the jerk store called

Digital Gangsta

Apr 17, 10:05am

You Jacknob

Apr 17, 10:12am

If my dog was as ugly as you

Cougarclaw

Apr 17, 10:13am

You’re so ugly…

thirdgencoug

Apr 17, 10:21am

Properly rated

Sea Chicken

Apr 17, 10:14am

“You remind me of my grandma” I said to girl I had been dating at BYU. I meant it as a compliment, because I loved my

Housemartin

Apr 17, 10:25am

The first time I read that, I thought you said you never went out with

thirdgencoug

Apr 17, 10:33am

You’re right, I had to update the post. Don’t want to be the board weirdo.

Housemartin

Apr 17, 12:11pm

You look like someone’s imaginary friend

Apr 17, 11:57am

RE: What’s the best insult you’ve ever given someone?

Breaded Hamster

Apr 17, 6:53pm

In fifth grade I told a girl you're pretty, she got an ear-to-ear grin

Apr 17, 7:03pm

You don't sweat much for a fat person.

mightybrick

Apr 17, 8:45pm

Inadvertent…old gf lamented aloud that she was short and fat. I responded she

pegushin

Apr 17, 9:43pm

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