Driving through a school zone and dude rolls down window and yells, "Hey, you've got a *richard*for on you." Kid says, "What?" Dude says again, "You've got a *richard*for on you," and points. Kid then says, "What's a *richard*for?" Dude laughs and says, "to pee, what do you think?"
Yeah, wasn't funny when we both got called in to the bosses office a couple of hours later. Luckily, boss knew both of us well enough to know the other dude would do something like this and I would not so I got to leave without issue pretty quickly. The dude never said if he got in trouble or what kind of trouble with the boss. I don't remember him ever yelling out the window at someone again though, at least not at work.