You would not believe (or actually you probably would believe) the wailing from all the people about this supposedly unbelievably cruel act. So many mush heads were so up in arms that they had to stop the cull. Now of course the geese have completely taken the park back over and half the park is unusable either because of aggressive geese defending their territory or the density of geese crap.

In conclusion, people are idiots and urban geese suck.