If they handed me that trowel, I'd decline and request a shovel.

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Apr 25, 2024
2:48:14pm

Madam Pattirini All-American

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Madam Pattirini

Previous username: CosmoK
Bio page: Madam Pattirini
Joined: Jun 21, 2003
Last login: May 18, 2024
Total posts: 20,535 (67 FO)

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You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

Vincent's Picks

Apr 25, 12:25pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

Geldir

Apr 25, 12:28pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

Division Bell

Apr 25, 12:33pm

Feel like the privacy curtain should extend all the way to the ground

NorthwestCoug

Apr 25, 2:23pm

Also, I don't recommend eating from the veggie tray

Vincent's Picks

Apr 25, 12:29pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

Skeptical Optimist

Apr 25, 12:29pm

My first thought.

notaboy

Apr 26, 6:29am

Don’t worry there is a privacy screen (that doesn’t cover the ground and is easily blown by the wind)

touchdownbyu

Apr 25, 12:31pm

Leave a nice little brown bag on the porch ala Billy Madison

Huge Manatee

Apr 25, 12:31pm

She’s worried about being sanitary but offers guests food to eat while they poop?

RalphWiggam

Apr 25, 12:32pm

From a cardboard box sitting on poop field

Skeptical Optimist

Apr 25, 12:34pm

RE: She’s worried about being sanitary but offers guests food to eat while

DubuMfalme

Apr 25, 12:43pm

😳

LakeshowCougs

Apr 25, 12:33pm

I’m supposed to pay you for the privilege of pooping outside? Guess what? Humans pooped outside for thousands of

RalphWiggam

Apr 25, 12:34pm

I would press charges

Ol Big Bear

Apr 25, 12:34pm

I TP her house

coug719

Apr 25, 12:34pm

Hasn’t had a guest in 2 yrs

deliciousmocha

Apr 25, 12:35pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

ldssdl

Apr 25, 12:35pm

Believe it or not, straight to Libs of TikTok

darkcoug

Apr 25, 12:36pm

On the other hand…if this is just a ruse to keep annoying guests out of your home….well done.

RalphWiggam

Apr 25, 12:36pm

RE: On the other hand…if this is just a ruse to keep annoying guests out

squidmark

Apr 25, 2:53pm

Shoehorning a video about poop into the BYU football category is nice work.

garyfan

Apr 25, 12:37pm

Missed opportunity for a natural fit in the ute smack category.

notaboy

Apr 26, 6:30am

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

byuluvr

Apr 25, 12:38pm

She stuck those other "locator" poles into the ground just to make people feel

LifeLongLakerFan

Apr 25, 12:42pm

Seems like someone with a funny sense of humor.

DubuMfalme

Apr 25, 12:42pm

Not gonna lie, at first I thought she was serious since there seem to be so

D.T. Survivor

Apr 25, 1:05pm

I'd go out of my way to go over there

A_blue_car

Apr 25, 12:43pm

lol, would you tip her in IOUs?

BringYourUltimate

Apr 25, 7:31pm

How do you tell people...

moabmax

Apr 25, 12:50pm

I appreciate her giving me new ideas for when the in-laws come over. May tip her

TO11

Apr 25, 12:52pm

But I’d bet she has cats or rats

pegushin

Apr 25, 1:07pm

Seems reasonable

TADOW

Apr 25, 1:23pm

Wear a Depends. She how she likes that. 😉

ManicBlue

Apr 25, 1:25pm

I don’t think I would have friends that have a wife like that… just saying

BulldogCoug79

Apr 25, 1:33pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

Crowd Factor

Apr 25, 2:34pm

Haha!! Sure she wasn't alive during the mid 1960's?

SoValleyCOUG

Apr 25, 2:40pm

So fake. Just trying to get clicks.

Eog

Apr 25, 2:41pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

SoValleyCOUG

Apr 25, 2:43pm

If they handed me that trowel, I'd decline and request a shovel.

Madam Pattirini

Apr 25, 2:48pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

cougar95

Apr 25, 2:56pm

The funniest part of the whole thing is that she wants a tip for the convenience

BlueDiver

Apr 25, 2:57pm

and those tip bills for sure are super clean right?

cougar95

Apr 25, 3:05pm

Yeah, and who tips a 20 bill to crap in the yard?

BlueDiver

Apr 25, 4:04pm

Crazy woman.. no way I would stay at her house for

BYU4eVeR

Apr 25, 3:31pm

No way this is real. Good way to get fined and possibly jail time.

Accipiter

Apr 25, 3:45pm

Crazy that 2 hours ago at the chiropractor while I was waiting I saw her washing her clothes on reels. This lady is nuts

RoaroftheCougartails

Apr 25, 4:13pm

RE: You go to your friends house to watch a game and this is his wife:

BringYourUltimate

Apr 25, 7:29pm

That's not a bathroom. It's the backyard. There's no bath there.

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