was playing at a friends house. The mom of the friend was a very sweet lady, but she wasn't the most street wise or keen to the details type of person. So after my son had been over at their house for a bit, we get a call on the phone and I answer it. This mom is on the other line and says "our sons decided to play video games, but your son said he didn't think he was allowed to play the game my son started playing, so I thought I would call you and ask."

I say, "oh, ok, what is the game?"

[Mom, calling over to her son] "What is the name of the game?"

Then, in a tone I can only describe as morbid embarrassment and a voice that seemed to say "please let a large rock fall on me now!" she says "Grand Theft Auto."

[Me trying desperately not to laugh or sound sarcastic] "Yeah, probably not that one."