“Hypocritical clown”, yet I’m sitting here laughing because it’s such a poor, weak, inaccurate “burn”.

Let’s break it down into simple math. I’ve been on the board for less than two months. I have a total of 634 posts, for an average of 14.4 per day.

In that time, we played in and lost embarrassingly in the NCAA tourney.

Our HC got hired by arguably the biggest basketball program in the nation.

We went a week without a coach.

We hired an absolute stud of a coach that was completely surprise for everyone.

We lost our highest rated basketball recruit of all time.

We almost lost our two best players form last years team, then miraculously didn’t.

That is a huge amount of BYU sports action to talk about in less than two months. I’ll probably never post that much in that short of time because that much BYU sports will probably happen again in the short of time.

Yet, after all that, I am STILL way behind old Quiffas average posts per day. PER DAY, and he’s on the board for FOUR YEARS and has posted 31,591 times for a DAILY average posts per day of 21.6!

Are you not mentally capable doing the math to realize how much I would have to post to ever come close to that!? Hahahahahahahahahahha