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May 7, 2024
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Forbidden Fruit

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Joined: Aug 14, 2023
Last login: May 18, 2024
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When will you officially call yourself an old person? For me it will be 50. I have 7 years remaining, so it's coming

CSoul Hardcore Democrat

May 7, 1:57pm

TCuz

May 7, 1:58pm

When I was younger it was 50. Now it's 70.

Pollster

May 7, 1:59pm

Still young if you can

Archaea

May 7, 2:00pm

Does cycle 25, walk 2mi through international airport, and the later, qualify?

rmsenior

May 7, 2:10pm

Name checks out.

Archaea

May 7, 2:49pm

RE: Still young if you can

Eddie

May 7, 2:11pm

two out of three ain't bad

BYU Grounds

May 7, 2:28pm

Love-making is my specialty

Forbidden Fruit

May 7, 2:30pm

nice

riboflavin

May 7, 2:45pm

There are professionals for everything. Too bad your top rate is a quarter.

Archaea

May 7, 2:48pm

It’s been said that “old” in most people’s minds is 20 years older than their

CougarScrub

May 7, 6:41pm

90 or 100. I haven't decided.

Archaea

May 7, 1:59pm

GlutealGuy

May 7, 2:00pm

It's all relative

mobicurious

May 7, 2:00pm

It's too late for me.

Northwest Cougar

May 7, 2:00pm

Longseason

May 7, 2:01pm

Nice

CSoul

May 7, 2:01pm

It was 60 for me.

Y-Zag

May 7, 2:04pm

It depends on the context

Belboz

May 7, 2:05pm

I'm in my 50s. I don't think of myself as old, but I tell my kids things like

Tricky

May 7, 2:06pm

5 yrs older than whatever my current age is.

Soupie

May 7, 2:07pm

When my wife stops saying "You are such a child."

HuskerFan2

May 7, 2:07pm

About when Medicare kicks in.

BlueFever

May 7, 2:08pm

I remember feeling old when I didn’t have any desire to put on a pair of cleats again. I was probably about 40.

El Careeb

May 7, 2:09pm

When body parts started hurting without any obvious cause.

XORCoug

May 7, 2:09pm

I've been old for a long time by this definition.

Bartimaeus

May 7, 2:24pm

My brother-in-law's age

LaVell's_Scowl

May 7, 2:09pm

I've officially reached the age where I can't tell if I sustained an injury

RockyBalboa

May 7, 2:10pm

Probably when I get offered some sort of old person perk. Like if they ask me if

gww687

May 7, 2:10pm

If so, I have one month left 😥

braddahmike

May 7, 2:11pm

When the rollercoaster is not worth the nausea that follows.

Blue Print

May 7, 2:15pm

In that case I was old at 24. I've struggled with them since my early 20s

Tim Riggins

May 7, 2:16pm

Special case.

Blue Print

May 7, 2:59pm

I’m 47, I’m old when it suits me

cougarstrong

May 7, 2:16pm

I’m 66,old,and it’s not something I think of until I wake up and my body aches like crazy,

Islandercoug

May 7, 2:19pm

I will never be old. So far so good.

Mike Bolton

May 7, 2:20pm

When I can no longer hike the chukar hills with my dogs.

Busting Coveys

May 7, 2:20pm

When I can no longer put on my socks while standing up.

Soupie

May 7, 2:26pm

I had to start using reading glasses at 52, that's when I started referring to myself as old

byujag

May 7, 2:26pm

Well it was 50 now I've passed that. I am coming up 60 so I'll let you know how old I feel then

BYU Grounds

May 7, 2:27pm

My kids call me old every day

BYULAWGUY

May 7, 2:27pm

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Benfica1

May 7, 2:27pm

Everyman

May 7, 2:32pm

I'm 80 and think I'm 40, gets me into a lot of trouble some days. I say 90 sound

Y'sWoody

May 7, 3:03pm

Once my sons, 26 & 24, can out work me, 53, in the gym. No time soon.

lagryffe

May 7, 2:37pm

Japan Coug

May 7, 3:16pm

When I am old and out of shape I will deem myself old. I am almost 54 and I can

Dynomite

May 7, 3:47pm

Napoleon is that you?

Archaea

May 7, 4:28pm

Don't depress me — I'll be 73 next Thursday and I've started fading a bit

Gustav

May 7, 4:40pm

RE: Don't depress me — I'll be 73 next Thursday and I've started fading a

Archaea

May 7, 5:58pm

You are old

CSoul

May 7, 7:08pm

Probably 70. But that's a long ways off. 50 is middle age now.

DawgHaus

May 7, 11:35pm

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