a press conference surrounded by duffle bags full of money & announce that he's sending a team of vicious cutthroat agents to all the SEC & Big10 schools (P2 basically).

Every starter on those teams will be "given an offer they can't refuse" ala "The Godfather". With an incredibly generous incentive they can either choose to sit out the season (which they'll be handsomely rewarded for) or they can transfer to a non-P2 school.

Whatever you're being paid I'll triple it. I can outbid any P2 collective/booster. P2 does NOT want to get into a bidding war with me.

For those who cite the concern of sitting out & "not making the NFL" my agents will advise the players that I'll be holding a one-on-one with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss the stakes of NIL & its negative impact on the NFL. They have no need to fear NOT being drafted.

During my press conference I'd call out the P2 Commissioners, coaches, school administrators, boosters & their agents.

I will declare WAR on all of them. I will destroy them. I will hurt them. There will be no quarter. There will be no mercy. Only the lamentations of their women weeping.

There would be swift changes made to NIL.

College football would be saved.