newsmakers in every 24-hour news cycle and put them in a giant glass bottle, which would then be shaken, causing the people inside to fight. Only one victor per news cycle.
For example, today's rumble could feature AOC, MTG, Representative Crawford, Scottie Scheffler, the Kentucky cop, Diddy, Diddy's old girlfriend, Baron Trump, Harrison Butker, and the homeless guy that tried to rape Senator Pelosi's husband (or whatever he was trying to do).
Ratings would be incredible.