#1 recruiting. He lazily only brings back his pee wee team from Minneapolis and Hendricks actually brings in the good players. And Charlie brings in Russ.

#2 practice. He does lassoing drills and tied up his team to skate as one, and stacks hundreds of soda cans to help with stopping, plays with a beach ball, instead of you know, actually playing hockey.

#3 players. Clearly Julie is a much better goalie than Goldberg but he still goes with Goldberg.

#4 time management. Doesn’t even show up on time to a game and forces the school teacher to coach.

#5 scouting. Goes to lavish parties with Kareem instead of watching the other teams.

What else am I missing?