me want to use the size the good Lord (and Wendy's) has given me to make sure these people don't get within a eyeshot of the funeral.
That being said, i won't do it because:
a) I don't want to get arrested
b) Pretty sure it's not what GBH would want me to do
c) Pretty sure it's not what HG would want me to do
d) Pretty sure it's not what JC would want me to do
e) Pretty sure it's not what HF would want me to do
f) I'm lazy